You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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