no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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