it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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