just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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