I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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