you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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