walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
