But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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