You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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