Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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