Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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