Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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