I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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