Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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