Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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