I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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