I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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