this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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