You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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