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just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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