Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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