As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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