You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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