well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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