He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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