If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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