dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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