areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
