Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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