the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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