Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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