Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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