Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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