Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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