I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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