we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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