he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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