JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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