i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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