how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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