just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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