just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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