you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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