Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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