That's intense
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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