Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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