he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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