We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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