About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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