Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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