i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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