can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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